Who will deliver me from this body of death?

I read it a couple times. Double-checked the date (not 4/1). Double-checked the URL (not the Onion). I’ve got nothing.

Satire is good. In the case of this post, it is very good.
I love the visualization of a couple of tiny Indian churches arguing over Federal Vision.
“We don’t get anything productive done anymore it seems” said Cinjam. “Every time we get together for Bible study an argument starts about paedo-communion or the efficacy [...]